jokes ans sms more fun dec 2011

Q: What is difference in India and Pakistan???
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A: India has Anna Hazare
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Pakistan has Hazaron Annay

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Bewakoof 1: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Bewakoof 2: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Bewakoof 1: Kya naam hai uska?
Bewakoof 2: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha - �CHAALU KHAATA�

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Rajnikant bola yena rascala mind it
wah wah
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rajnikant bola yena rascala mind it
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ACP bola laash yahin kahin hey find it...

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My mate had a go at me for constantly thinking up new Madeleine McCann jokes.
He said, “Just leave her alone!”
I replied, “But, that’s how the whole problem started.”
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What’s the difference between sperm and make-up?
Madeleine McCann never got the chance to have make-up plastered all over her face!

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